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Navigation menu Personal tools. Namespaces Page Talk. Views Read View source View history. This page was last modified on 4 January , at I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire, Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire, She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed, For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.

At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told 'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold, But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course, And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force. An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can, Said the Artsman, "Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand. But the Engineer drank on and said; "It's only gasoline. An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat, One above capacity, the damn thing would not float, The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute, But the coin fell in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.

The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact. It's not the way they part their hair, or in the way they act. It 'cause they're such good lovers, with that extra special touch, For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much. An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game, He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame. They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed, Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!

I'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee, I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's, I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree, So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you! We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers, We can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears. We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us, For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

The modern Engineer must be politically correct, No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect, No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.

We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where we are, We came, we came, we came, we came, we came to find a bar. Don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come along with us, For we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!

Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool, But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school. You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please, But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's! We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers! So come so come so come so come so come drink with us, For we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us! The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun, Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquors run.

But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come, And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum. Now Venus is a statue made entirely of stone. There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone. On noticing her arms were broke an Engineer discoursed, Why the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced. After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine. For proving masculinity, it truly was divine. Captions English Add a one-line explanation of what this file represents.

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